I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
patio isn’t french
It’s been over 36 hours since the world was supposed to end.
My body is tired.
But I will dance on, as it has been prophesied by the great one.
my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of
r u calling me fat
Lindsay Lohan and David Letterman call Oprah on ‘Late show’