1. When the subway announcer abuses their power
"Hi folks, 96th street is next. Transfer to the 2 and 3 train are available. There is construction happening on the 7 train from midnight to 6 am. Instead take the shuttle. stand clear of the closing doors please. have a nice day"
at every. damn. stop.
2. Commuting at rush hour
as much as I want to get to work in the morning, i’d rather not do it on the subway, crammed under some guy’s armpit and being pushed around by that one idiot who thought it would be a great idea to bring their fucking suitcase on the 2 train
new york is a cool place, don’t get me wrong. But when you stop every 5 seconds with your giant-ass camera to take a picture of a building or a spit out piece of gum, it get to be a little much. Some things just arn’t worth documenting
4. The Weather
When it rains, the entire city smells like wet dog. But no need to check the weather report… all fellow new yorkers will already be complaining about it
5. The Rude People
Not all new yorkers are rude. shocker. but those who are really drive it home
"you made a right on red? are you fucking kidding me you fucking asshole? shit head.."
6. when people walk slow as fuck
I’m sorry, but do you not have somewhere to be?
1. they ask for directions more often then you would think
2. ive had multiple ones try to convert my to christianity
3. Sometimes I dont want to answer your incredibly detailed, personal questionnaire. but thanks anyway
Day 16 - Favourite Winston moment
@ NYC - 19 June 2013
I love how he thought he got away with it and then he realizes there’s cameras on the other side and he’s like ‘fuuuuuck’
Leonardo DiCaprio - New York 19th of June